You're too young to remember the 50's!

 Ain't That A Shame

Going steady in the 50's was sooooo cool! 
You wore his ring with enough tape wrapped 
around it to make it fit, but you felt like you had
 a golf ball in the palm of your hand!
And then you broke up...............

Ain't That A Shame!

 

Friday night at the movies, sitting in the back row
 holding hands and smoochin', 
till the usher shined his light on you
and said, "Break it up!"  (Do ushers still do that?)

Ain't That A Shame!

You could buy two tickets to the movies, 2 boxes of
popcorn, and two cokes for under two dollars. Now
it takes a half days pay to get all of that!

Ain't That A Shame!

   

 

You could take Mom, Dad, Grandma, and all 
the kids to any movie and not be worried about
 content or language. Today it's hard to find any 
movie the whole family can watch together!

Ain't That A Shame!

Rated X

 
 
You'll never see these signs on the road ever again!
 
Ain't That A Shame!
 
 

Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave?
Shoot the brute some
Burma-Shave

 
 
Ain't That A Shame!
 
 
You could buy a triple dip ice cream cone
for a quarter! Today it's more like $3!
 
Ain't That A Shame!
 
You made ... me cry, when you said ... goodbye
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame

You broke ... my heart, when you said ... we'll part
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame

Farewell ... goodbye, although ... I'll cry
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame
 
 
No more prayers in our schools
Look what's happened now you fools!
 
Ain't That A Shame!
 
 
 
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