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The Blonde Guy
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for
lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican
opened his
lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one
more
time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch
and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich
one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
"If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas!
I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me,"
she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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