Blonde Wisdom

A beautiful blonde and a man are involved in a car accident.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
 neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the blonde says,
"So you're a man, that's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately
we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
 should meet and be friends and live together in
 peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied,
 "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

This must be a sign from God!" The blonde continued, "And look
at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman. The blonde takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The blonde replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."