Feeling Blue?

Life just doesn't seem fair?

Maybe you got pulled over by the cops?

Nervous about a job interview?
Relax...remember Mom's advice,
Just be yourself! (yeah right)

Why is it when you get a pay raise it's
just big enough to raise your taxes,
yet small enough to have no effect
on your take home pay?

What did the skunk say when the wind
suddenly changed direction?

It all comes back to me now!

Remember this....if someone annoys you
it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only
takes 4 muscles to extend your arm
and whack them upside the head....

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll
both get dirty and the pig is
the only one that will enjoy it.

note:

pogo sticks can make people jumpy.

Overwhelmed by love?

What if instead of hearts, chickens
were the universal symbol of love?
Then, on Valentines Day would we
walk up to people and say,
"I love you with all my chicken?"

Try this:

Eat a toad first thing in the morning,
then nothing worse will happen to
you the rest of the day.

We have something to make
you feel better...or at least
not quite as bad!

How about a great big
bear hug !