BOVINE BOOGIE

It was a lovely spring day out in the country.

When all of a sudden I heard a lot
of racket! I jumped up and looked out the
window....to my udder amazement the cows
were ....doing the bovine boogie!

I mean the whole place was rockin'!

Where do little cows eat?

In the calf-ateria.

What do you get when you cross
a cow with a hummingbird?

A humburger.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

Most cows give more milk
when they listen to music.

Even the sheep are rockin'!

Why do sheep make bad drivers?

They make to many ewe turns.

A herd of sixty cows is capable of
producing a ton of milk a day.

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