Bubba And Earl

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road 
drinking a couple of bottles of beer. 
 Bubba says to Earl:
"Lookey thar up ahead it's a dadgum 
police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted 
fer drinkin' these here beers!" 

Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. 
"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'these 
beers then peel off the label and stick it on 
our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat." 

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. 

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties 
out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. 

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,
 "Howdy boys ya'll been drinkin'?" 

"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels... 

"Me and Bubba's on the Patch."