BUNNY  ROCK

Alrighty then, here we go! On your feet,
no slackers please...shake that booty and
move those legs! (at least tap your toe)

What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the fly, let us flee, let us fly
said the flea....
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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In a group of rabbits how do you tell which is the oldest?
Look for the gray hairs.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

What do you call a rabbit who swims with sharks?
Dinner; rabbit stew; a dumb bunny; a hare brain.

The Nuggets Trio

When I'm feeling down,
 I like to eat a bucket of fried chicken 
in front of a Jenny Craig Outlet.

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For Your Information

"Surfing the net" will not make
you go blind, but sitting on the toilet too long, 
will make your legs go numb.

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Go Grampa Go!

The older you get, the better you get,
 (unless you're a banana)

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Rabbits Rockin'

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Why did the chicken cross HALF the road?
To lay it on the line.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, 
and so would an 80 lb. carrot.

What's the best way to catch a wild rabbit?
Stand in the woods and make a sound like a carrot.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Quacker.

Quacker who?

Quacker nother bad joke and I'm leaving.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.

Did somebody say wabbit stew?

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