Cat Commandments

Cat Commandments

>^''^< Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard
when thy human is on the puter.

>^''^< Thou shalt not pull the phone cord
out of the back of the modem.

>^"^< Thou shalt not unroll all of
the toilet paper off the roll.

>^"^< Fast as thou art, thou cannot
run through closed doors.

>^''^< Thou shalt not projectile vomit from
the top of the refrigerator.

>^"^< Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or
act as thou art not transparent.

>^"^< Thou shalt not push open the bathroom
door when there are guests in the house.

>^"^< Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party
and commence licking thy butt.

>^"^< Thou shalt not lie down with thy
butt in thy human's face.

>^"^< Thou shalt not leap from great heights
onto thy human's lap region.

>^"^< Thou shalt not re-set thy human's
alarm clock by walking on it.

>^"^< Thou shalt not climb on the trash can with the
hinged lid, as thou wilt fall in and trap thy self.

>^"^< Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat
just as thy human is sitting down.

>^"^< Thou shalt not jump onto thy
sleeping human's bladder at 3 a.m.

>^"^< Thou shalt realize that the house is not
a prison from which to escape
at every opportunity.

>^"^< Thou shalt not trip thy human even
if they walketh too slowly.

>^"^< Thou shalt remember that thou are a
carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.

>^"^< Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

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