Now what in the world do you suppose
 cats, men and dogs have in common?

A lot! Really!

The Bad Stuff

All of them take up too much room on the bed.

All have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

None notice when you get a new hair do.

All refuse to help with the dishes.

All like dominance games.

None will tell you what's bothering them.

All are very direct about wanting to go out.

All are suspicious of the mailman.

The Good Stuff

All are trainable. 
(takes a bit of effort though)

All are serious when they kiss you.

None care if you leave your clothes on the floor.

They all miss you when you are gone.

Time spent with them is never wasted.

They are all very intelligent.
 (a little stretch here)

They all like attention.
 (if you catch them in the right mood)

They all know how to relax.

"SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MY CAT AND MY HUSBAND!"
By Geri Hawkins

(this basically applies to dogs too)

 My cat and my husband both howl when they're hungry.

 My cat and my husband purr when their backs are scratched.

 My cat and my husband both follow me around.

My cat and my husband enjoy good conversation.

 My cat and my husband like to be petted.

 My cat and my husband like to take naps.

 My cat and my husband love meat.

My cat and my husband are losing their hair.

 My cat and my husband like to play ball.

 My cat and my husband like to curl up next to me and go to sleep.