Church Bulletin Bloopers

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking
tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come
tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.



"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
 get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands."

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'.
 Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome!
 Everyone come for a fun time.



The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water"
 The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus"



Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.



 Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
 and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.



 Remember in prayer the many who are
 sick of our community.



Don't let worry kill you off-let the Church help.



Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
 October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.



For those of you who have children and don't know it,
 we have a nursery downstairs.



 Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.



Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.-
prayer and medication to follow.



The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be seen in the basement
on Friday afternoon.



This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the
 park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and
come prepared to sin.



Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B.S. is done.



The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
 The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.



The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday:
 "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

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