Cow Wisdom

Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

Don't cry over spilled milk.

  Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

 When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste!

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!

It's better to be seen and not herd.  

Never take any bull from anybody.

Always let them know who's bossy!

Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.

Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.


  

Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

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