Things That Will give You The Blues

You ARE what you eat.

You couldn't find a birthday card
 in a Hallmark store

You found out that Humpty Dumpty
was pushed!

Blonde jokes. (If you're blonde)

There's a sale on gas, 50 cents a gallon
 for one hour only and your car won't start.

Some days you're the dog;
some days you're the hydrant.

You won the lottery....
and the dog ate the ticket.

You took an I.Q. test and the
results were negative.

You wave at everyone you see
and no one waves back.

Listening to the blues.

You just found out your
in-laws are coming to visit.

You just found out they are
staying for a week.

Your computer is smoking and
making funny noises.

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