A man was riding on a
crowded bus, standing room only.
The bus stopped and an elderly lady got on carrying
a large picnic basket. She stood right in front of the
man and grabbed the overhead rail so the picnic basket
was above the man's head.
Being a gentleman, he offered his seat to her.
She quickly declined as she was only going a short distance.
Soon the picnic basket began to leak.
The man felt something drop on top of his head.
As he looked up it hit beside his nose and ran down
across his lips. He tasted it, looked up at
the lady and asked, "Pickles?"
She replied, "No, no, puppies....."
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