A Ghostly Greeting

What did the mother ghost say to her son
when they got into the car?

Put on your sheet belt.

Why did the ghost go to Wal Mart?

To get more sheets.

What do you call a ghost who is a 
child rearing expert?

Dr. Spook

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!

What do you call a ghost's mother and father?

Transparents! 

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?

Because you can see right through them! 

What did one ghost say to another?

Do you believe in people? 

Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?

With No-Body!

Have A Ghostly Halloween

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