God's Billboards

Let's meet at my house
Sunday before the game

-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.

-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?

-God

We need to talk..

-God

Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.

-God

Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.

-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.

-God

I love you and you and you
and you and...

-God

Will the road you're on
get you to my place?

-God

Follow me.

-God

Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.

-God

My way is the highway.

-God

Need directions?

-God

You think it's hot here?

-God

Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.

-God

Do you have any idea
where you're going?

God

Don't make me come down there.

God

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