God's Billboards

 

Let's meet at my house 
Sunday before the game 

  -God

 

C'mon over and bring the kids.

  -God

 

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?  

-God

 

We need to talk.. 

-God

 

Keep using my name in vain, 
I'll make rush hour longer. 

   -God

 

Loved the wedding, 
invite me to the marriage.

 -God

 

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... 
 I meant it.
 

 -God

 

I love you and you and you 
and you and...  

 -God

 

Will the road you're on 
get you to my place? 

   -God

 

Follow me.  

 -God

 

Big bang theory,
 you've got to be kidding. 

 -God

 

My way is the highway.  

-God

 

Need directions? 

 -God

You think it's hot here? 

 -God

 

Have you read my #1 best seller? 
There will be a test. 

-God

 

Do you have any idea 
where you're going?

 -God

 

Don't make me come down there.

-God

God bless you!

 

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