GRIM
FAIRY TALE
A married couple in their early 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary
in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table and said, "For being such an exemplary
married
couple and for being faithful to each other for all
this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her
magic wand and - abracadabra! -
two tickets for the new QM2
luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for
a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this only occurs once
in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my
wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand
and -abracadabra! the husband was 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men
are ungrateful idiots, Fairies are female!
If the above tell a friend doesn't
work please use this one:
