Guitar Boogie

Who put the bop in the bop sha bop?

Did you know that John Lennon's
first girl friends name was
Thelma Pickles!!!

(actually his first real girl friend was Barbara Baker,
 but his Aunt Mimi and her mother broke up the relationship.
 He had lots of girlfriends after that.
 He didn't meet Thelma until he started at 
Liverpool College of Art at the age of 16 
and went with Thelma for a short time. 
She was also Paul McCartney's girlfriend.)

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Why do celebrities work all their lives to 
become famous, and then wear 
sunglasses to avoid being recognized!

Warning: Consumption of alcohol
may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are dying for you to call them at 2 am.

Why did the lady sit in her rocking chair
wearing roller skates?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What dance did the pilgrims do?

Plymouth Rock.

Remember....half the people you know
are below average........

A father was trying to teach his young son

the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another

worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water

lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

"All right, son," asked the father, "what does

that show you?"

"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol,

you will not have worms."

Go Baby Go!

Keep On Rockin!