Who put the bop in the bop sha bop?
Did you know that John
first girl friends name was
(actually his first real girl friend was Barbara Baker,
but his Aunt Mimi and her mother broke up the relationship.
He had lots of girlfriends after that.
He didn't meet Thelma until he started at
Liverpool College of Art at the age of 16
and went with Thelma for a short time.
She was also Paul McCartney's girlfriend.)
Honk if you like peace and quiet.
Why do celebrities work all
their lives to
become famous, and then wear
sunglasses to avoid being recognized!
Warning: Consumption of
may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are dying for you to call them at 2 am.
Why did the lady sit in her
wearing roller skates?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
What dance did the pilgrims do?
Remember....half the people
are below average........
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol,
you will not have worms."
Go Baby Go!
Keep On Rockin!
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