Hawk, Lion, and Stinker

Deep In the woods, a trio of animals
 were discussing who among them
was the most powerful.

"I am," said the hawk, "because
I can fly and swoop down
swiftly at my prey."

"I am," said the lion, "because
I am not only fleet,
but I have sharp teeth and claws."

"I am," said the skunk, " because
with a flick of my tail,
 I can drive off the two of you."

Suddenly a huge grizzly lumbered over and
settled the debate by eating them all,

hawk, lion, and stinker.

Important Stuff To Know

The early bird gets the worm,
 but the early worm gets eaten.

All animals are equal, but some animals
 are more equal than others.

Never wrestle with a pig:
 You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

After eating an entire bull,
 a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until
a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral:
"When you're full of bull,
 keep your mouth shut."

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