High Tech Redneck

How To Tell If You're A
HIGH-TECH REDNECK!

You take your net connected cell phone
to the outhouse to read your email.

Your email address ends in ".over.yonder.com."

Your computer is worth more than all
of your cars combined.

You ever refer to your computer as "Old Bessie."

You start all of your emails with the word "Howdy."

You can fix a trolling motor with a set
of PC tools.

You've ever used a CD-Rom as a coaster to
sit your beer can on.

Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your
favorite tractor.

You think re-booting is getting new soles
on your boots.

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