Don't Rock the Jukebox

If you're not dancing you're wasting your feet.

Dance with an attitude!

Why do we call cowboys, cowboys?

Cows are girls, and bulls are boys...aren't they?

The best way to get a cowboy to do something
is to suggest he is to old for it.

How many country western singers does
it take to change a light bulb?

Three...one to change the bulb, the
other two to sing about it.

The BEST of the WORST
country western song titles.

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth
Cause I'm Kissing You Good Bye

Mama Get A Hammer,
There's A Fly On Papa's Head

Velcro Arms...Teflon Heart

May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

If My Nose Were Full Of Nickles,
I'd Blow It All On You

They May Put Me In Prison But They
Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out

You're never to old to put them
dancin shoes on!

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