Stuff About Kids

   There is only one pretty child in the 
world and every mother has it.


   Chinese Proverb:  Cleaning your house while
 your kids are still growing is like clearing 
your driveway in the middle of a snowstorm.



   Mothers of teens are the only ones that KNOW 
why animals eat their young.


   I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...
she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.


   Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents 
despite every effort to teach them good manners.


   Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

  A child's greatest period of growth is the month 
after you've purchased new school clothes.


   The main purpose of holding children's parties 
is to remind yourself that there are children 
out there more awful than your own.


 
  We childproofed our home 3 years 
ago and they're still getting in!


   Grandchildren are God's reward for
 not killing your children.



 
  When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

   You can fool some of the people all of the time 
and all of the people some of the time, 
but you can never fool a Mom.


   I love to give homemade gifts...
which one of my kids do you want?


   Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy 
from a baby' has never tried it.


   Children: You spend the first 2 years of their 
life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you 
spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up!


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