Kids On Love

Kids confidential opinions about love:

I'm not rushing into love, 
I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. (age 10)

Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place.
 We were behind a tree. (age 7)

What people are thinking when they say I love you:

The person is thinking, "Yeah, I really do love him,
 but I hope he showers at least once a day. (age 9)

Some lovers might be real nervous so they are glad 
that they finally got it out
        and said it, and now they can go eat. (age 7)

Why love happens between certain people:

One of the people has freckles so he finds
 someone who has freckles too.  (age 6)

No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something 
to do with how you smell. That's why perfume
 and deodorant are so popular. (age 9)

I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
 something, but the
    rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. (age 8)

How to make love last:

Spend most of your time loving,
 instead of going to work.(age 8)

Don't forget your wifes name, 
that will mess up love. (age 8)

Be a good kisser, it might make your wife 
forget that you never take out the trash.(age 9)

Random thoughts:

Falling in love is like an avalanche 
where you have to run for your life. (age 9)

If you want to be loved by somebody 
who isn't already in your family,
    it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. (age 9)

When a person gets kissed for the first time 
they fall down and don't get up for at least an hour. (age 8)

To make a person fall in love with you, 
shake your hips and hope for the best. (age 8)

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