PLUMBER'S BOOGIE

MY PLUMBER

My ole man's a  plumber
He can patch up all those leaks
But that isn't how he operates
He lets things drip for weeks!

I hollar and I threaten
I stand with hands on hips
I give him ultimatums
And a few good plumbing tips

Somehow he never has the time
To get his "home work" done
He's busy doing other things
Shooting pool.... and having fun

So I arm myself with plunger
While he's laying in the bed
And tip-toe up beside him
And whack him in the head!

~ Charlotte Anselmo ~

Okay! I'll fix it! But if it don't
have water running thru it
leave me alone!

What did one toilet say to the other...

You look flushed!

I'm your man! On duty 24 hours!
(just not in a row)

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