Puppy Notes To God

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom,
  if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?



Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
  Or is it the same old story?



Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
  hears him, is he still a bad dog?



Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?



Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have
  to shake hands to get in?



Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone?
  I have been howling at the moon and stars for a 
long time, but all I ever hear back
 is the beagle across the street.



Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, 
will I have to apologize?



Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants 
because we can't make up our minds
 what NOT to order? 
Or is it the carpets again?



Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the
 Oriental rug  and I  have a feeling my family 
 might blame me 'cuz they think  I'm jealous
of this stupid dog.
 Since they  have no  sense of smell,
 how can I convince them I'm  innocent? 
 Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?

Little Puppy