Puppy Notes To God
Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom,
if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have
to shake hands to get in?
Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone?
I have been howling at the moon and stars for a
long time, but all I ever hear back
is the beagle across the street.
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are,
will I have to apologize?
Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds
what NOT to order?
Or is it the carpets again?
Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the
Oriental rug and I have a feeling my family
might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous
of this stupid dog.
Since they have no sense of smell,
how can I convince them I'm innocent?
Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?
Little
Puppy
In the field midst daisies fair,
Wary-eyed you look at me;
Are you lost or could it be
Someone put you in this place
All alone this world to face?
Soon the sun will fade from sight
And the day will turn to night,
You've no drink or food to eat;
Come, I'll take you home with me.
Little things need loving care,
Perhaps that's why God put me here.
Loise Pinkerton
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