Got a puter? Then pay attention....

I got some important information for you!

Behind every good computer is a
jumble of computer wires, cords and
other stuff I'm not to sure about.

Some important facts you should know.

Don't hit the keys so hard it hurts.

#$&%

All computers crash at the same speed.

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The 3 R's of Microsoft:

Retry...Reboot...Reinstall.

A computer scientist is someone who fixes
things that aren't broke.

All computers have smoke in them, once
this is released the computer will cease to function.

When buying software remember this...

Any given program will expand to fill available memory.

Now that we have the important stuff out of the  way...

You can have a lot of fun and learn a lot of things
you shouldn't know about...I won't go into that!

People love to do the chat rooms...but do
be careful... he could turn out to be a she!

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Some other cool stuff to do....

Check out the stock market! You can even
buy stocks online...all ya need is money.

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Sports...they're everywhere! 

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A computer addict needs 26 hours in a day
and all 8 days of the week.

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