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Got a puter? Then pay
attention....
I got some important
information for you!
Behind every good computer
is a
jumble of computer wires, cords and
other stuff I'm not to sure about.
Some important facts you
should know.
Don't hit the keys so hard
it hurts.
#$&%
All computers crash at the
same speed.
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The 3 R's of Microsoft:
Retry...Reboot...Reinstall.
A computer scientist is
someone who fixes
things that aren't broke.
All computers have smoke in
them, once
this is released the computer will cease to function.
When buying software
remember this...
Any given program will
expand to fill available memory.
Now that we have the
important stuff out of the way...
You can have a lot of fun
and learn a lot of things
you shouldn't know about...I won't go into that!
People love to do the chat
rooms...but do
be careful... he could turn out to be a she!
Some other cool stuff to
do....
Check out the stock market!
You can even
buy stocks online...all ya need is money.
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Sports...they're everywhere!
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A computer addict needs 26
hours in a day
and all 8 days of the week.
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