Puter Pal Swing

Get outta my way I'm in a hurry
I need my puter fix
I've friends online that're waiting
They're sending me their pix!

Now there's Avaa in Missouri
And Bob Lehr is way out west
He's sending me some info
To take a little test.

Phylis sends some greetings
She's stuck inside her house
She keeps her hands real busy
Working with that mouse.

I've got the coffee going
My cup is steaming hot
This puter is so slow today
Hand me that coffee pot!  

Spot get off the puter!
An email I must send
Talltexian needs an answer
He's such a special friend!

Now Ron down In Florida
Made me giggle with his joke
A little on the steamy side
It made my puter smoke!

Big Ed got me started
And taught me much I know
He just forgot to tell me
Why puters get so slow!

And then there's Ed of Aberdeen
A man who's very smart
With his fingers on the keyboard
And cats within his heart!

There's a pal I have in Florida
Judy is her name
Since I met this crazy nut
I'll never be the same!

In my mind there are no faces
For these fellows and the gals
But bless them all I love them
They are my puter pals!

What did I do before I had
This puter in my life
I guess I can't remember then
I think I was a wife.

~ Charlotte Anselmo ~