The oldest and most traditional of all Redneck games.
division is most popular, as contestants
try to skip bricks.
Originated by an ancient Redneck trying to clean his yard.
A great fling
is not only a beautiful thing to
watch, but often it is accompanied by the exciting
sound of something breaking.
Not the most popular sport because most Rednecks
"If you can't afford a motor, you can't afford a boat."
This sport is a Redneck favorite, since they all own numerous sets
jumper cables and all their
vehicles have dead or dying batteries.
The good ones can bring a sow into Times Square using only their voice.
The great ones are often victims of sexual assault by live pork.
We're not talking about anything as sissy as following a blood trail.
A good tracker can trail a grasshopper down the interstate.
put down in this sport is,
"You couldn't track a slug across a sheet of glass."
Who can run the farthest through a cow pasture without stepping
"you know what." A real exciting game when played at night
Hogging For Distance
Put her in drive and hold on tight! A blatant disregard for
property is an essential for this game.
Originated at night on construction sites by people looking
their homes at budget prices.
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