You may be a redneck if any of these
 situations sound familiar.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this
 transmission so I can take a bath."

Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave
a bingo game because of her language.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.

You can entertain yourself for more than
 an hour with a flyswatter.

You can't take a nap without at least one
 hand tucked inside your underwear.

You've ever stolen toilet paper.

You think "cur" is a breed of dog.

Your screen door has no screen.

You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.

You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.

You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.