You Might Be A Redneck If...
The most common phrase heard in your house is,
You think the last four words to the National Anthem are,
You've ever plucked a nose hair with a pair of pliers.
You have ever worn cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
You think Liberation was that funny dressed
You use a fishing license as a form of I.D.
You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
Your Fourth of July cook out was ruined because
You think "cur" is a breed of dog.
You think "six to ten pounds" on the side
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You strip naked to the waist to eat barbecue.
There's a motor hanging from a tree
Your family tree does not fork.
You own Patsy Cline salt and pepper shakers.
Your muffler is held on with coat hangers.
You've ever flashed an old lady.
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