Roses Are Red

(sometimes)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a ram
And I love ewe.

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Rose are red
Violets are blue
You can put your sausage
On my barbecue.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you fancy an African Grey?
Or a Cockatoo?

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Roses are red,
violets are blue
God made me handsome,
what happened to you?

Roses are red
violets are blue
your passionate kiss
gave me the flu.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
but it just isn't true.

Roses are red
And apples are too.
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
To call something blue
When it's not, we defile it
But, ah, what the heck?
It's hard to rhyme violet"

Happy Valentine's Day