The Rules of Chocolate

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands,
 you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices
 and strawberries all count as fruit, 
so eat as many as you want.

The problem: 
How to get two pounds of chocolate home
 from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total 
daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in 
the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,
 what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
 of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they 
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives.
 Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as
 Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put eat chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today.
 That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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