SENIOR ROMANCE

  A couple was married for umpteen years and normally
 each went to sleep early, but this evening the wife
 was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk and............
     
  The husband wanted to sleep, but she said
 "you used to hold my  hand  when we were courting."
     
  Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a
second and then tried  to get back to sleep.
     
  A few moments later she said:
"then you used to kiss me."

  Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her
a peck on the cheek and  settled down to sleep.
     
  Thirty seconds later she said:
 "then you used to bite my neck"
     
  Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes
 and got out of bed.

  "Where are you going? "she asked.
     
  "To get my teeth!"

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