Shingles

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, and medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat.

A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out
and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, and a complete
medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked
him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, an electrocardiogram,
took his blood pressure and told him to take off
all of his clothes and wait for the doctor,

Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and
asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?"

He said, "Outside in the truck.
Where  do you want them?"