Let's boogie and have some fun!
How about a little baseball?
Baseball is a simple game.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch you later.....
Hey! Let's go camping....
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold his nose!
A dull summer evening can be eliminated by
one little ole' hungry mosquito!
Sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
Anyone for a little dip in the pool?
Eeeeekkkk....hate that cold
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Anyone for golf?
What is the hardest thing about skydiving?
Scuba diving? Not me! Too many creatures
lurking in the water!
What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
Chicken of the sea.
What do you get from a bad tempered shark?
As far away as possible.
Anyone for tennis?
This is fun?
For the rich, there's
And remember....there's a fine line between fishing,
and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
Whatever you do this summer have a great time!
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