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It's SUMMERTIME! Let's boogie and have some fun!
How about a little baseball? Baseball is a simple game.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball? Catch you later.....
Yogi Berra:
Hey! Let's go camping.... How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold his nose!
A dull summer evening can be eliminated by one little ole' hungry mosquito!
Sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
Anyone for a little dip in the pool? Eeeeekkkk....hate that cold
water!
Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Anyone for golf? Mark Twain:
GOLFER'S HYMN:
Skydiving? What is the hardest thing about skydiving? the ground.....
Scuba diving? Not me! Too many creatures lurking in the water! What do you call a frightened scuba diver? Chicken of the sea.
What do you get from a bad tempered shark? As far away as possible.
Anyone for tennis?
This is fun?
For the rich, there's
therapy.
And remember....there's a fine line between fishing, and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. Whatever you do this summer have a great time!
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