It's  SUMMERTIME!

Let's boogie and have some fun!

How about a little baseball?

Baseball is a simple game.
 You throw the ball, you hit the ball, 
you catch the ball.
 Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, 
sometimes it rains." 

~
Tug McGraw ~

 

    

 

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Catch you later.....

Yogi Berra:
  Little league baseball is a very good thing 
because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Hey! Let's go camping....

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold his nose!

               

 

A dull summer evening can be eliminated by

one little ole' hungry mosquito!

Sign posted in Germany's Black forest:

It is absolutely forbidden on the Black Forest camping site
that people of a different sex,
 for instance, men and women,
live together in one tent,
 unless they are married to each other for that purpose.

Anyone for a little dip in the pool?

Eeeeekkkk....hate that cold water!
And don't get my hair wet!!

 

Why do sharks live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Anyone for golf?

Mark Twain:
Golf is a good walk spoiled.

GOLFER'S HYMN: 
''There is a Green Hill Far Away''

     

 

Skydiving?

What is the hardest thing about skydiving?

the ground.....

Scuba diving? Not me! Too many creatures

lurking in the water!

What do you call a frightened scuba diver?

Chicken of the sea.

 

      

 

What do you get from a bad tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

Anyone for tennis?

                    

This is fun?

For the rich, there's therapy. 
For the rest of us, there is fishing.


 

And remember....there's a fine line between fishing,

and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Whatever you do this summer have a great time!

 

 

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