Tall Tails

It is no secret that dogs are smart. They can do almost anything!
I once had a dog that refused to use the newspaper when he was
being potty trained until he had read the whole thing! This same dog
understood everything we said so that we were forced to spell certain
words, like hamburger, bye bye, and "give the dog a bath," this
last one would send him under the bed to hide.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with
you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to
bark violently at nothing right in your ear!
(Dave Barry)

And always remember this....if your dog doesn't
like someone, you probably shouldn't either!

Heaven goes by favour, if it went by merit, you
would stay out and your dog would go in.
(Mark Twain)

Cat Date

Two female cats are sitting on a fence shooting the breeze
when a really good looking male cat walks by and winks
at them. "Oh baby, did you get a load of that one?" one of
the cats says. "I wouldn't mind sharing a dead rat with him!"
"Oh forget about him," her friend tells her, "I went out with him
once and all he did was talk about his operation!"

I like little birds....

I like to watch them soar and fly
And dip and sway across the sky
I like the way they hop and peck
And taste each tiny little speck.
I like to sit and hear their song
I wish I could listen all day long
But upturned face, with eyes to the sky,
Makes my neck so stiff I think I'll die!

(charlotte anselmo)

If you pick up a stray dog and make him prosperous
he will not bite you. that is the principal difference
between dog and man. (Mark Twain)

Pete

I had a little birdie once
His name was Petey Pie.
He liked to sit upon my head
Cause he didn't like to fly!

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers!

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perserverence, and to
turn around three times before lying down.
(Peter Benchely)

A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast.
Proverbs 12:10

The Guppy

Whales have calves
Cats have kittens
Bears have cubs
Bats have bittens
Swans have cignets
Seals have puppies
But guppies just have little guppies.
(Ogden Nash)      

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