The Lone Ranger and Tonto go camping in the desert,
 they set up their tent, and go to sleep.  Some hours later,
 The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are 
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in  Leo. 
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
 Theologically,  it's evident the Lord is all powerful and 
we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems
 we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. 
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Tonto, you Dumb Dumb, someone has stolen our tent."