What A Dummy

These three guys go down to Mexico one night and 
get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they 
are to be executed for their crimes but none of them 
can remember what they have done.

The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is 
asked if he has any last words. He says, 
"I am from the University of Notre Dame School of 
Theology and I believe in the almighty power of God 
to intervene on behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure 
God must not want this guy to die, so they let him go.

The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. 
"I am from the University of Notre Dame School of Law 
and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to 
intervene on the part of the innocent."

The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. 
They figure that the law is on this guy's side, 
so they let him go.

The last one is strapped in and say's 
"Well, I'm an Purdue Boilermaker and an Electrical Engineer, 
and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute 
anybody if you don't connect those two wires."

God rest his soul.