Oh Lord,

Please make my words
Sweet and tender,

For tomorrow...

I may have to eat them.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, 
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Speak when you are angry and you will 
make the best speech you will ever regret.

It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like
 a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.

If you tell the truth
 you don't have to remember anything.