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JFK'S
Secretary
of State,
Dean Rusk,
was in
France in
the early
60's when
DeGaule
decided to
pull out
of NATO.
DeGaule
said he
wanted all
US
military
out of
France as
soon as
possible.
Rusk
responded,
"Does
that
include
those who
are buried
here?"
DeGuale
did not
respond..
You
could have heard
a pin drop.

When
in
England,
at a
fairly
large
conference,
Colin
Powell was
asked by
the
Archbishop
of
Canterbury
if our
plans for
Iraq were
just an
example of
'empire
building'
by George
Bush.
He
answered
by saying,
"Over
the years,
the United
States has
sent many
of its
fine young
men and
women into
great
peril to
fight for
freedom
beyond our
borders.
The only
amount of
land we
have ever
asked for
in return
is enough
to bury
those that
did not
return."
You
could have heard
a pin drop.

There
was a
conference
in France
where
a number
of
international
engineers
were
taking
part,
including
French
&
American.
During a
break,
one
of the
French
engineers
came back
into the
room
saying,
"Have
you
heard
the latest
dumb stunt
Bush has
done? He
has sent
an
aircraft
carrier to
Indonesia
to help
the
tsunami
victims.
What does
he intend
to do,
bomb
them?"
A
Boeing
engineer
stood
up and
replied
quietly:
"Our
carriers
have three
hospitals
on board
that can
treat
several
hundred
people;
they are
nuclear
powered
and can
supply
emergency
electrical
power to
shore
facilities;
they have
three
cafeterias
with the
capacity
to feed
3,000
people
three
meals a
day, they
can
produce
several
thousand
gallons
of fresh
water from
sea water
each day,
and they
carry half
a dozen
helicopters
for use in
transporting
victims
and
injured to
and
from
their
flight
deck. We
have
eleven
such
ships;
how
many does
France
have?"
You
could have
heard a pin
drop.

A
U.S. Navy
Admiral
was
attending a
naval
conference
that
included
Admirals
from the
U.S. ,
English,
Canadian,
Australian
and French
Navies.
At a
cocktail
reception,
he found
himself
standing
with a large
group
of officers
that
included
personnel
from most of
those
countries.
Everyone
was chatting
away in
English as
they sipped
their drinks
but a
French
admiral
suddenly
complained
that,
whereas
Europeans
learn many
languages,
Americans
learn only
English. He
then asked,
"Why is
it that
we
always have
to speak
English in
these
conferences
rather than
speaking
French?"
Without
hesitating,
the
American
Admiral
replied,
"Maybe
it's because
the Brit's,
Canadians,
Aussie's and
Americans
arranged it
so you
wouldn't
have to
speak
German."
You
could have
heard a pin
drop.

AND
THIS
STORY FITS
RIGHT IN
WITH THE
ABOVE...
Robert
Whiting, an
elderly
gentleman of
83, arrived
in Paris by
plane.At
French
Customs, he
took a few
minutes to
locate his
passport
in
his carry
on.
"You
have
been to
France
before,
monsieur?"
the customs
officer
asked
sarcastically.
Mr.
Whiting
admitted
that he had
been to
France
previously.
"Then
you
should know
enough to
have your
passport
ready."
The
American
said,
"The
last time I
was here, I
didn't have
to show
it."
"Impossible.
Americans
always have
to show
their
passports on
arrival in
France
!"
The
American
senior
gave
the
Frenchman a
long hard
look. Then
he quietly
explained,
''Well, when
I came
ashore at
Omaha Beach
on D-Day in
1944
to help
liberate
this
country, I
couldn't
find a
single
Frenchmen
to
show a
passport
to."
You
could have heard a
pin drop.


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