You're Kidding Me Right?

You're Kidding Me....Right?

Fact: 50% of the doctors practicing in this country
today graduated in the lower half of their class.

Doctor: "Mrs. Larson, you're not going deaf in your
left ear, you seem to have a suppository stuck in there."

Mrs. Larson: "Well now I know what
happened to my hearing aid."

Medical Examiner's Findings:

1. The patient didn't die of anything serious.

2. The man had never been fatally ill before.

3. Cause of death is unknown as patient died
without the aid of a doctor.

4. Went to bed feeling on top of the world,
but when he woke up he was dead.

5. The cause of death was an act of God
under very suspicious circumstances.

6. The patient died in a state of perfect health

Actual Doctors' Names

Dr. Barker...Veterinarian

Dr. Hacker...Surgeon

Dr. Skinner...Dermatologist

Dr. Born...Ob-Gyn

Dr. Groth...Oncologist

Dr. Butt...Gastroenterology

Dr. Tickles...Pediatrician

Dr. Looney...Psychiatrist

Dr. Bone...Orthopedics

Dr. Gore...Emergency Medicine

Dr. Kidd...Pediatrician

Dr. Foote...Podiatrist

If you've got your health, you've got everything.
And if you don't have your health,
sooner or later your doctor has everything.

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