Fact: 50% of
the doctors practicing in this country
today graduated in the lower half of their class.
"Mrs. Larson, you're not going deaf in your
left ear, you seem to have a suppository stuck in there."
"Well now I know what
happened to my hearing aid."
1. The patient
didn't die of anything serious.
2. The man had
never been fatally ill before.
3. Cause of
death is unknown as patient died
without the aid of a doctor.
4. Went to bed
feeling on top of the world,
but when he woke up he was dead.
5. The cause of
death was an act of God
under very suspicious circumstances.
6. The patient
died in a state of perfect health
If you've got
your health, you've got everything.
And if you don't have your health,
sooner or later your doctor has everything.
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